“what are you doing today”
“ok great so you can help me with this-“
no no no
i don’t mean i have nothing planned, i mean i plan to do nothing
you know i make a lot of threats for someone who is short and cant even do a push up
I am honestly so much more content sitting in my room alone at night smiling to myself as I watch my favorite t.v. shows, than out in in uncomfortable situation that involves me pretending to be having the time of my life with boring people, who don’t care about me, doing pointless things.